You're a REAL PATRIOT my friend. There's just one thing I need to mention.
Due to high demand on ETS™,  we're often back- ordered.
Don't worry! We have your current order secured - and it will be packed up soon...
BUT - Here's the thing: We don't want a future backorder to affect your next order and we don't want your friends to miss out. So we're offering the ability to add 2 additional ETS™ loaders to your order.

The SUPER SMART part is that our ETS™ loaders are 30 day money back guaranteed with a lifetime warranty. Choosing to add an additional 2 ETS™ loaders to your order does NOT change that.

Charge my card $44.95 + FREE (S&H) and add 2 additional loaders of my choosing to my order- thanks for the great deal!